babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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(Source: non-stickpansexual)




(Source: natsuki04)







riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster



selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: grotbag)



most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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racethewind10:

kendralynora:

cheethos:

kendralynora:

crazylia:

theuniverseisoursss:

lesbian-goddesss:

I’m not a lesbi- 

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…..Never Mind

this is the best fucking post ever made for a lesbian.

I think you forgot very important people

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*clears throat*

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THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY LESBIAN HEART TO HANDLE. UGH. SOMEONE ADD KRISTEN STEWART HERE!!!!

here, I’ll add both the lil bb lessies

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officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT



hoeskimos:

are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me




(Source: oscarwildesbigadventure)






last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

(Source: oddhour)



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