when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around faster
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
“If the answer is false, explain why”
I’m not a lesbi-
this is the best fucking post ever made for a lesbian.
I think you forgot very important people
THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY LESBIAN HEART TO HANDLE. UGH. SOMEONE ADD KRISTEN STEWART HERE!!!!
here, I’ll add both the lil bb lessies
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT
are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.